Wtf? Blame the keyring.

Bubble bubble toil and trouble,
There's a bird stuck in your stubble.
Be careful you don't trip on the rubble,
Or you'll be hurting double.
Don't you think I rhyme so well?!
I know, I know. Like hell. -.-

xoxo

I saw what you did thar. o.0

I made it while I was bored. I might even write a story about it. It would be... magical. Everything I write is, don't you know. The Rainbow really did eat your lunch, though. I mean really, what would I want with it?

I always seem to be most colourful at night. I can't decide why this is. Am I more hyper at night? Anything is possible. But... That would be applying logic to me. And that's a no-no. I'm made of nonsense and apple fritters. As well as other yummy sugary things. Colours, too.

Nonsense is fun. Logic is too hard to keep up with. And more often than not it's a bunch of boring hub-bub. So just skip it, yo. Seriously, whose going to notice? Anyone that matters won't mind, and those that mind don't matter. Simple, ja? Then gogogo. I'm waiting! I'll take three unicorns please.

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Yea, I'm real good at this blog thing. Aren't you so glad you're wasting your time reading this? You may not be, but I am. I kind of like the idea of my randomness invading the mental sanctity of someone else. It's almost.. ominous. Until you remember who you're talking about (me). You know, the least ominous person ever. I don't have an attention span long enough to take over the world. Seriously? I would forget what I was doing within the first ten minutes and run off to look for kittens and rainbows.

xoxo

Luigi? Pastrami. Broccoli? Nahhhhh.

I want a toad. But I don't have a car to park on the grass. :(

Oddly, this made me think of Princess Toadstool. More commonly Princess Peach. The Princess is in another castle.

And that makes me want to play Mario games. However, it's 5 am. Not the hour to be playing Mario games. Not the hour to be awake at all, to be quite honest. But what can I say? I live on the schedule of a vampire.

I vant to suck your blooooood.

Bunnicula. Will eat you in your sleep. Because he will think you are a vegetable. You smell like a vegetable. Not really, but that's beside the point.

I am... Colin the Cabbage. According to a very good friend of mine. *cough cough* Therin *cough cough* I am a rainbow cabbage, for what it's worth. I'm also toxic. That's a story for another day though. At the current, I should probably go sleep, since my brain feels like the sludge you find on the bottom of your shoe after trekking through an especially vicious and voracious bog. And my eyes are redder than a set of hot coals. Or that person's gorgeous red Corvette.

Yes. Those links are so that you know what I'm talking about. At the essential points. Just for you. Because I love you so much. <3

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME.

It's what everyone wants to know. I mean really. HOW DO I SHOT WEB?!

"Have you ever tried getting mental help?"

Why yes, yes I have.

It didn't do much, in case you didn't notice. ;)

Oh... and one more thing.

i think halo is a pretty cool guy eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.

Earth is calling, but I'm up in the clouds, looking for some pink string

I really want some Apple Butter. On toast. With waffles and orange juice. Unfortunately, I have no apple butter. I have no waffles. I have no orange juice. I do have toast though. Or, rather, I have bread to make toast. Plain toast just isn't the same though.

Books. I have a lot of books. Big books, little books, thick books, skinny books. I've read most of them. I always want more books. Going to the bookstore would be fun, I'm thinking, right now. But I would probably get lost in there. I'm a tad spacey today. No idea why.

.. Anything else I was going to say was forgotten, so I'm giving up until next time.

xoxo

Random... Listings.

Froot Loops, Cookie Crisp, Fruity Pebbles, Cocoa Puffs, Trix, Captain Crunch, Cocoa Pebbles, Honey Nut Cheerios, Frosted Flakes, Apple Jacks, Lucky Charms, French Toast Crunch, Franken Berry, Count Chocula, Boo Berry, Reese's Puffs, and Waffle Crisp.

I'm thinking about cereal because we don't have any. I probably won't have any for a few days. It's quite sad, non?

The Flinstones, The Jetsons, The Smurfs, The Huckleberry Hound Show, The Yogi Bear Show, Abbot and Costello, Scooby-Doon, Where Are You!, Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines, The Perils of Penelope Pitstop, Josie and the Pussycats, The Addams Family, Hong Kong Phooey, The Tom & Jerry Show, Jabberjaw, and A Pup Named Scooby-Doo.

All old Hanna-Barbera cartoons... They make me happy. ^^

Oh, honourable mentions : The Pink Panther, Looney Tunes/ Merrie Melodies, Popeye the Sailor-man, and Felix the Cat.

Random MLIA quote :
This morning at 11:11, I wished that I didn't need to go all the way to the kitchen, though I was starving. Moments later my mom brought me pancakes. Tonight, I'm wishing for a unicorn. MLIA.

Ok, that's all. Bu-bye now. Later. Toodles. Take care. Gtfo already. Why are you still reading? Waiting for me to spill all my secrets? That'll be a different post. Now go.

xoxo

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. hrhrhr ;)

Here.. are... A bunch of crooked boners. I was really bored, sorry.

It sounds kind of bad, but I was thinking of Steph at the time... So.. This is for Steph, in a way?

99 crooked boners on the wall, 99 crooked boners, take one down, spin it around, 98 crooked boners on the wall...

To be totally honest, I didn't count those, nor do I intend to.

Er.. So.. This is my blog yag...

So... This is my blog. I have no idea what I'm going to say, or when I'll say it... But I'll try to make sure it's at least partially interesting. You don't have to read it of course. In fact, I more than suspect no one will. So if you don't want to, don't.

More often than not, I'll say totally random things that mean nothing in the long run. I may post pictures from time to time. (None too scarring, of course.) Or maybe I'll post links to totally random things that may or may not totally make your day and enrich your life. I don't know.

Oh, quick warning. Each and every post is bound to be colourful to the max, so if you don't like colour, you may want to leave before i burn holes through your retinas. It wouldn't be the first time someone has totally hated me for my love of all things colourful. And yes, I do gasm for rainbows.

See, I already have no idea what to say. I've gotten the main idea out of the way, but what now? I guess I'll just be random. So I was watching Alice in Wonderland the other day... A very merry unbirthday to you. Who me? Yes you. And... Heffalumps and woozles. They make you quite confoozled. Hakuna Matata... What a *wonderful* phrase. Sorry. I have a thing for Disney movies.

Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama. Fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama... DUCK. Om nom nom nom nom nom nom. Om nom nom nom nom nom nom. Om nom nom nom nom nom nom. Om nom nom nom nom nom nom. Caramell Dansen! Lol. Sorry.

So anyway, I guess that's it until the next time. Maybe the next one will be more worthwhile. Who can say? Oh, and, just so you know... Image not related. I just found it entertaining. x]