Monday, August 24, 2009

Luigi? Pastrami. Broccoli? Nahhhhh.


I want a toad. But I don't have a car to park on the grass. :(

Oddly, this made me think of Princess Toadstool. More commonly Princess Peach. The Princess is in another castle.

And that makes me want to play Mario games. However, it's 5 am. Not the hour to be playing Mario games. Not the hour to be awake at all, to be quite honest. But what can I say? I live on the schedule of a vampire.

I vant to suck your blooooood.

Bunnicula. Will eat you in your sleep. Because he will think you are a vegetable. You smell like a vegetable. Not really, but that's beside the point.

I am... Colin the Cabbage. According to a very good friend of mine. *cough cough* Therin *cough cough* I am a rainbow cabbage, for what it's worth. I'm also toxic. That's a story for another day though. At the current, I should probably go sleep, since my brain feels like the sludge you find on the bottom of your shoe after trekking through an especially vicious and voracious bog. And my eyes are redder than a set of hot coals. Or that person's gorgeous red Corvette.

Yes. Those links are so that you know what I'm talking about. At the essential points. Just for you. Because I love you so much. <3

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