Best story ever. Written by Steph and I, ages ago :o

[13:16] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: Once upon a time there was a man
[13:16] Tabz: from leeds
[13:17] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: he went go go eat
[13:17] Tabz: a cabbage
[13:19] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: but fell down a cliff and
[13:20] Tabz: lived
[13:20] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: o0 come on be creative silly goose
[13:20] Tabz: lawll
[13:20] Tabz: k
[13:20] Tabz: he lived, and moved to.. Toronto
[13:21] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: and, OH THE HORROR! There was his arch enemy,
[13:21] Tabz: the duke of nottingham
[13:22] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: What's his name?
[13:22] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: o0
[13:22] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: we didn't give the man a name
[13:22] Tabz: chester?
[13:22] Tabz: nno
[13:22] Tabz: CHARLIE!
[13:23] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: lol.
[13:23] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: k
[13:24] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: Little did CHARLIE! know, his cabbage was being stolen by the duke!
[13:24] Tabz: rofl xD
[13:25] Tabz: so CHARLIE! went to New York, in search of the magical turtle, who could help him save his beloved cabbage
[13:26] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: Now CHARLIE! was a very busy man.. He also needed to pleasure himself.
[13:27] Tabz: so he often visited a woman named Toast
[13:28] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: Toast used a special lubricant: "butter" for added pleasure
[13:28] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: but nevermind that!
[13:30] Tabz: for in her abode, he found traces of his cabbage! how could this be?
[13:33] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: He was shocked! What could he do! He loved this woman.
[13:34] Tabz: but she was obviously sleeping with the enemy. CHARLIE! simply couldn't abide this treachery
[13:36] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: CHARLIE! confronted her about this problem. Toast swore she wasn't sleeping with the duke. CHARLIE! was heartbroken.
[13:49] Tabz: CHARLIE! searched the abode, hunting for any clues as to why his cabbage had been there
[13:51] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: CHARLIE! soon found out that his cabbage had been murdered, not by the duke! But by Toast!
[13:51] Tabz: and now, this evil woman, planned to kill CHARLIE!, too!
[13:55] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: CHARLIE! Got so nervous, he shit his pants. but then he calmed down and
[13:55] Tabz: slapped Toast with his pimp hand
[14:06] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: Toast fell to the ground and broke into thousands of peices.
[14:08] Tabz: Amongst the mess of Toast was a small slip of paper, with numbers on it, pointing to the direction of the mirror
[14:13] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: He soon realized that behind the mirror there was a safe!
[14:14] Tabz: he quickly put the numbers in as a code......
[14:14] Tabz: and found that they were wrong
[14:15] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: And figured out that was the combination to his chastity belt.
[14:16] Tabz: he quickly unlocked it, and found another slip of paper with numbers on it.
[14:17] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: This lead him to Iceland
[14:18] Tabz: he was looking for Gluck, in a tavern down my the gully
[14:23] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: He was scared
[14:25] Tabz: that Gluck was, in fact, the duke coming to get his revenge on what was only an epic misunderstanding
[14:26] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: They became best friends and fuck buddies.
[14:26] Tabz: they even got a dog named fudge
[14:29] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: and did it all day.
[14:30] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: everyday
[14:30] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: the
[14:30] Tabz: nasty
[14:30] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: LOL
[14:30] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: end
[14:30] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: goose
[14:30] Tabz: duck
[14:30] Tabz: xD
[14:30] Tabz: best story ever
[14:30] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: totally
[14:30] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: o0
[14:30] Tabz: and *we* wrote it
[14:30] Tabz: which is jsut epic
[14:30] Tabz: just*
[14:30] Tabz: even
[14:30] Tabz: i almost typed justin D:
[14:31] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: lool.
[14:31] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: copy pasted
[14:31] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: o0
[14:31] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: still
[14:31] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: ok
[14:31] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: say bye
[14:31] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: BYE
[14:32] Immaculate Conception for Bonerism: tabby say bye..
[14:32] Tabz: BYE